Thiefly Wit

Thief Trivia Game

Try your hand at the new Thief trivia game! How much do you -really- know about being a Thief? Take this trivia quiz to find out! Advanced version coming soon.

Great Speeches

Sometimes the last thing you want to do is listen to your elders rant and ramble, but every now and again they actually have something worthwhile to say. Check it out here, some of the best Thief speeches of all time by great Thieves such as Soim and Shaydee.

Thiefly Jests

Why -do- those Rangers cross the road? How many Barbarians -does- it take to light a torch, and what happens when an Empath a Thief and a Bard walk into a tavern? Find out here!

Stories and Songs

From various humourous Thiefly songs to the story of Gorpander and his bet with Damaris, you can find generations of accumulated Thiefly oral tradition here.

How I Joined the Brotherhood

Ever wondered how some of the legends came to be Thieves, or just feel like sharing your own story? Sate your curiousity, or your desire to share. Thief guild joining-stories here.

Brigands and Bandits

A matter of Thiefly titles. Definitions, silly euphmenisms, and what titles are best suited for what kinds of Thieves. From the boisterous Bandits to the silent Shadows.

Quotes and Slogans

Thiefly quotes and Slogans. Perhaps just something to toss off as you sneak away from your latest hapless victim, or a bit of wit to incense the dull Barbarian who has just declared that "Thieves Suck." Find it all here.

Dear Crabby

A cynical Thief answers some of today's most pressing Thief-Related questions. If you have a question for Crabby, Submit It and I will pass it along to him.

Crabby Archives

Quote of the Day

Dear Crabby

Dear Crabby;

When can I start stealing gems?

--eyelubgemz

In order to begin stealing gems, you must first sacrifice a large star ruby on the shrine of Ush'nish which is found on the first tier of Ratha. Hope that helps. Have a nice day.

Dear Crabby;

Why wuld NE1 want 2B a theif you are horrible you stole my coins i am going 2 sue U U bastards I h8 U all!!!!

--Fyrelayce

BITE ME. Have a nice day.

Dear Crabby;

What is the password? Who is the man in town? HELP!!!

-- Stuck Outside

The man in town is named PUREBLADE. You have to ASK him ABOUT PASSWORD three times and then pour a pint of Grek's ale on him successfully, then he will tell you the password. Have a nice day.

Dear Crabby;

OMG!! i just got backstabbed and it said i was a trader!! OMG im not a trader what did i do help1!

-- not a trader

Everyone knows that Thieves love randomly backstabbing Traders! It's a well-known Thief past-time. No one told you about it? Have a nice day.